Shank!

Ruben came over tonight and we watched this movie "Shank" and the whole time we were hoping someone would get shanked but no one ever did...that was a disappointment. On the bright side, it was a tale of a confused young gang member from Britain that is sexually attracted to men and hiding his secret from the rest of the gang. He meets another young French chap that gets beaten up by his gang and he stops the fight risking his reputation. The gang consisted of himself Cal, Jonno (a closeted and in denial gay gang leader)and Jonno's girlfriend Nessa (She was a big cunt...as Ruben called her the Queen Cunt) She totally interfers the whole time and talks a lot of shit and is completely insane. She beats up this fat girl "gang member" because she was snorting coke on top of a picture frame of Nessa's dead baby. I know...the plot thickens...the father of that dead baby is Cal(the main character)Anyways...there's a lot of butt sex and white people acting like thugs; which is always disturbing to me. I give this movie 2 and a half stars for the crappy acting and amateur type gang members that were not scary because they were holding machetes and swords...which doesn't make any sense because they should have had guns. But I must give credit to the realistic scenes of beating innocent people up and the shock factor of the end scene where Cal gets sodomized by his best friend Jonno in front of the whole gang and the french boy...truly awful.

(I know I pretty much gave away the whole movie...but I doubt you would have watched it anyways and if you were planning on it...maybe I saved you some time) haha!